Named Anastrophic Poop Found under Man's BED!!!!!!! by Benjamin Kowal

Companies and museums are paying millions of dollars to the man to get portions of the poop and he has a cubed foot of it and it weighs 47.9268 lbs. Some of the best scientists have confirmed that it is poop of a creature that is unidentified though it is not toxic. The same scientists have also proved that it has special properties and is not the poop of an animal alive on earth but is is very likely that it is some kind of dinosaur poop that has aged and aged over millions of years. 

The man named the poop Anastrophic Poop because of the literary device, anastrophe.

The man put a bid up for 5 pounds of the poop and it is currently at $5,000,000,000 from an incredibly wealthy unknown CNN paid $300,000 to have an interview with him and his family. CNN has made a tv show that is currently selling at $350 to the public. 

The British Musuem is paying $1,000,000,000 to have a pound of Anastrophic Poop, all the articles about it, and a ten minute interview with him.

If this keeps going on, then it is possible that the man might become richer than Geoffe Bezos.