What I'd do to become a millionaire! by Maccabee Harad,

I’d eat ten pounds of stinky cheese

My least favorite food

I’d swim across 200 seas

That's just what I'd do 

I’d never lie in bed again

Or sit in a chair

Those are just some things I'd do

to become a millionaire

I’d never ever see again

I'd lose my eyesight

I would give away all my friends

I'd lose all my rights

I'd wear a suit all day and night

Cut off all my hair

Those are just some things I'd do

to become a millionaire

I would live in Antarctica

Any of the poles

I’d make my face very ugly

With 10,000 moles

I’d never write a poem again 

I'd delete this poem I swear

Those are just some things I'd do

to become a millionaire!